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where do i get UCF season tickets?

persuAsian — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:39:44 +0000

nice DDDaunte Culpeppers. Cue to the 54 second mark, that is some Orson Welles-type shit. Nice work director, way to make use of the zoom.*

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* ZOOM hasn’t been used to it’s full potential since Wreckx N’ Effect Zoom-a-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom and a Boom-Boom all over the 90’s

Chappelle Rick James Remix

Black — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:57:32 +0000

A special shout out is in order to Peter Griffin for finding this funny ass video. So let me go ahead and setup this clip. If you recall Dave Chappelle had a sketch comedy show called The Chappelle Show. The shit was hilarious. On his show he had a very popular sketch involving music legend, Rick James. Now if you haven’t seen this before then something might be wrong with you. I would highly recommend you jump over to YouTube and find some footage of it. Anyways, so some musician named Ad5 created a sick remix! Enjoy the video. But be warned the song may get stuck in your head!!

Nike Freestyle Basketball

Black — Sat, 22 May 2010 19:51:46 +0000

You talk a bout a blast from the past. Don’t ask me why I thought of this but anybody else remember the Nike commercial with the dribbling expo? The commercial had a solid mix of street ballers, NBA and WNBA players, hip hop dancers, and more. Watching this video took me back man! Remember when J-Will was killing cats as “White Chocolate”? Or how about Darius Miles dunking on cats. Hell even a young Vince Carter making free throws (oww does it sting Magic fans?).

I remember going out to the courts and trying to do some of these tricks. The one I had mastered was the dribbling with the knees. However I could never do the backwards leg lift/walk dribble that is towards the end of this video. Well take a trip down memory lane and enjoy the video. Oh p.s. someone needs to remind Lamar Odom that he is black and should be ashamed of his dancing skills in this commercial.

2012 Olympic Mascots

Black — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:09:09 +0000

London unveiled it’s one eyed monster mascots on May 19th. Doesn’t that sound so sexual? I know your mind immediately went to the gutter. You must have been hanging with Perv recently. Wenlock and Mandeville, named after two small English towns, will be the 2012 Olympic mascots. Thanks to Yahoo, I was able to locate a video of the one eyed monsters. I still can’t stop laughing! Are you serious London? My favorite part of the clip is the mascots walking. If you look close enough the legs kind of look like balls. Take a look for yourself!

Well Played Beyonce

Perv — Thu, 06 May 2010 14:51:19 +0000

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Although I don’t find her that hot, some of the looks she gives the camera are dead sexy! I have to give her some props.

Xtina Is Back!

Perv — Thu, 06 May 2010 14:33:20 +0000

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I can not tell you how excited I am to see Xtina back. It has been a long boring road since the Dirty video.

White Women’s Workout

Black — Thu, 06 May 2010 03:45:52 +0000

This video had me dying. Big shout out goes to Snowflake Golben for sending me this video. Keep it up Snowflake and you will be competing for Persu-Asian’s job!

Perv vs. Burrito

Perv — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:16:09 +0000

Enjoy watching Perv getting worked with a capital W. The burrito was massive and showed Perv no mercy!

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Who Is Wade McGilberry?

Black — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:02:34 +0000

Apparently he is a dude that is a million bucks richer. A contest back in March awarded a gamer one million dollars if they were able to pitch a perfect game on MLB 2k10 on PS3 or Xbox360. For the sports challenged, a perfect game is when a pitcher does not allow a single batter to get on base with a hit or a walk. The pitcher must do this for the whole game. After some moral support from his wife, Wade was able to pitch a perfect game and ended up getting paid getting paid!!

Here is the video of him on one of the morning talk shows describing how he accomplished this very very tough task.

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Tim Tebow Interview

Black — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:01:37 +0000

Once again everybody is on the johnson of Tim Tebow. Congratulations you were drafted in the first round. Now you can join the list of other great 1st round quarterback busts. QB’s like…

But what I especially like was watching his interview. I like how him and his boyfriend were wearing the same exact shirt. Oh another thing I liked about the interview was how he is going to do with everything with all of his heart. I think people should put this on repeat and every time he says heart you have to drink. Ha-ha! I need to check and see if the Pats play the Broncos. I know Brandon Spikes would love to the opportunity to make Tebow cry by knocking the shit out of him. Anyways enjoy the interview!