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WTF Black and Perv?

Black — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:28:04 +0000

I believe an apology is in order to all two of you that listen to our show. We have slacked on recording our 25th episode. Perv and I attempted to deliver a couple of weeks ago but failed miserably. So why haven’t we recorded yet? Well I don’t think that is any of your damn business. Ha-ha just kidding. Perv and I have been very busy as of late. There are also rumors circulating that we are holding out for new contracts. Whatever the reason is, I’d like to apologize. Stay tuned because we are accumulating some funny stories. Hey I will make a deal. If the next episode sucks then Perv will give one lucky fan a reach around! So I guess Perv and I better bring it for next show.

If you have some topics that you would like us to discuss on the show then please email blackandperv@gmail.com

Stay tuned…

Trampoline Dunk

Black — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:08:18 +0000

Imagine this… You are a lucky fan that gets to step out on the court at a basketball game. But you are not on there shaking hands with the players or playing some crazy game to win a cheesy prize. Oh no you are out there to pretend like you are a mascot by attempting to do the infamous trampoline dunk. Now let me just say that some of the Orlando Magic dancers are able to successfully complete the trampoline dunk. Well this guy obviously had no skills when it came to the trampoline dunk and it clearly shows. I feel for this guy because I am sure his face hurts like a bitch. Plus to add more salt to an already open wound, you busted your mug in front of thousands of people and its televised on Around the Horn or Pardon the Interruption. Well at least this guy has a story to tell his kids and grandkids. But for now he certainly deserves a big “DO BETTER”!!!

JR Smith’s Bonehead Play

Black — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:44:58 +0000

Do Better J.R.! You are in the NBA making mistakes like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.

ATM Experience

Black — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:53:49 +0000

Never in my life have I ever had such a bad experience at an ATM. So here is the scoop. I went to the Chase drive thru ATM and was the third car in line. Well the first car breezes through no problems. However the car in front of me decides to take their sweet ass time. Apparently mommy minivan in front of me had like 10 checks to deposit. Thank goodness that Chase has that no envelope deposit feature or else I would have spent the night at the ATM. But I decided that I couldn’t wait behind this woman any longer. So I pull out of line and head to the ATM inside. But there is someone at the machine already. No big deal right? WRONG! This person acted like this was their first time using this wonderful piece of technology. He took a solid 5 minutes at the ATM. Since I waited outside, I could see that the drive thru line had dwindled. At this point, I am really pissed. But alas the guy comes out and I go in and get my $40 and leave. The moral of this story is don’t be that person at the ATM!

Do Better!

Taking A Play Off?

Black — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:38:00 +0000

This submission comes from Uncle Quite Frenkly! Here is a “Do Better” for you.

Click here to view the embedded video.