Without Tiger participating in PGA tournaments, golf has become rather dull. But thanks to fine people like Kandi Harris (yes that is right.. it’s spelled with a “K”), golf isn’t that bad. Well I am sure many of you are reading this post and asking your screen or monitor, “who the hell is Kandi Harris?” Kandi happens to be the boyfriend of Hunter Mahan/Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Now you are probably asking yourself this time, “who the hell is Hunter Mahan?” Well he happens to be the winner of last weekend’s PGA tournament, the Waste Management Open (formerly the Phoenix Open.. boy am I glad they changed the name). However if it wasn’t for the heroics of Kandi (all I can think of are strip club dj’s.. now coming to the stage… Kandi), Hunter may not have won the tournament. On the 3rd teebox, Mahan noticed a crack in his driver (at least it wasn’t his shaft.. Zing!) and was in desperate need of his back-up driver. However the driver was not in his golf bag. The driver happened to be in the trunk of his car. So what did Kandi do? Well she did what any hot and busty girlfriend would do. She ran (with PGA officials) to the car and got his club before it was his turn to tee off. Now if the networks covering this tournament were smart, they would’ve have kept cameras on her at all times. That way we could see her running in slow motion, Baywatch style!! But anyways, if not for the heroics of Kandi Harris, Mahan may not have won the tournament. I am sure he thanked her when they got home!
A few friends/fans of BlackandPerv.com decided to have a friendly contest. What kind of contest you ask? Well a cleavage contest of course. So in an effort to hype and promote this contest, I thought I would post the rules and if you feel like participating then by all means jump in!!
Here are the rules…
1) Must be a photo, taken by each of the contestants, with his own iphone (honor system, dude).
2) Photo must be close-up of cleavage, in all its splendorousness.
3) Photo must be submitted to black@blackandperv.com along with your alias so the contestants wish it to be credited (i.e. submitted by drunknpiss, for example).
4) There is no time limit, EXCEPT that the second photo entry must be submitted within one week of receipt of the first photo entry…or first entry is automatically declared the winner.
* Week is 7 days, measured from the date/time stamp on the first photo entry email to black@blackandperv.com.
5) If two qualified entries are received in accordance with rule #4, then the winner is to be decided by a vote of the www.blackandperv.com viewing public.
Now once these two participants send in their pictures, we will rely on all of our fans to vote on the winner. More to come hopefully!! Unless these two gentlemen chicken out!!
As always we will accept fan submissions as well.
Stay Tuned!!!
I don’t know who you are cheering to win the game on Sunday. But here is one reason to root for the New Orleans Saints. I must say that it brings me great pleasure to see that the citizens of New Orleans could “bounce” back from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina!
Who dat is right!!!
Geaux Saints!!
Peter Griffin has struck gold again! Man just look at the… ears on this one!! Don’t you think those ears are just so cute on her??
Perv and I are digging the emails that we are receiving. Our fans really do care about us! It is fun to send in pictures of your boobies! So go right ahead and do it. We will keep you anonymous!! Unless you are proud of your boobs and want people to know!
Send in your boobage to perv@blackandperv.com! Hell it doesn’t have to be your boobs. If you come across a nice pair and think they should be displayed on our site then go for it!!
Yup thats right these are definitely big boy toys!! Shout out goes to Peter Griffin for submitting this picture!
Here is a submission that comes to us from Tripp! The image is a little blurry but its like watching scrambled porn. You can still see boobs!!
Here are some boobs for you to stare at! You are giving Perv a hard on! Which isn’t hard to do if you have a pulse!! If you would like your cleavage up on the site then send your pictures to Perv@blackandperv.com. I hereby designate him the Cleavage Administrator!
-Black
www.BlackandPerv.com
Perv loves to leave his mark. Ladies show Black and Perv your appreciation.
Send all pictures to Perv@BlackandPerv.com
I have learned that the only way to get some people to the site is to include some “titillating” pictures. So Black and Perv would like to announce that we are accepting cleavage picture submissions. Now before Perv gets too excited, I would like to throw out some recommendations. The first would be to not include your face if you do not want people to recognize you. However if you are proud of your cleavage then you go girl! Which brings me to the next recommendation, Perv and I prefer submissions from the ladies. Sorry Big Daddy Seth Rogen. I know you must be crushed!!
So come on ladies (haha) and put your cleavage on display. Be proud of what you have! Who knows what kind of recognition you may get.
**Update**
Due to a certain someone, I have taken the picture of Lady Tata down. If you would like to replace Lady Tata please let me know! I apologize that this person felt uncomfortable. But rest assure that he will be blasted on the next podcast!!
-Black
Without Tiger participating in PGA tournaments, golf has become rather dull. But thanks to fine people like Kandi Harris (yes that is right.. it’s spelled with a “K”), golf isn’t that bad. Well I am sure many of you are reading this post and asking your screen or monitor, “who the hell is Kandi Harris?” Kandi happens to be the boyfriend of Hunter Mahan/Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Now you are probably asking yourself this time, “who the hell is Hunter Mahan?” Well he happens to be the winner of last weekend’s PGA tournament, the Waste Management Open (formerly the Phoenix Open.. boy am I glad they changed the name). However if it wasn’t for the heroics of Kandi (all I can think of are strip club dj’s.. now coming to the stage… Kandi), Hunter may not have won the tournament. On the 3rd teebox, Mahan noticed a crack in his driver (at least it wasn’t his shaft.. Zing!) and was in desperate need of his back-up driver. However the driver was not in his golf bag. The driver happened to be in the trunk of his car. So what did Kandi do? Well she did what any hot and busty girlfriend would do. She ran (with PGA officials) to the car and got his club before it was his turn to tee off. Now if the networks covering this tournament were smart, they would’ve have kept cameras on her at all times. That way we could see her running in slow motion, Baywatch style!! But anyways, if not for the heroics of Kandi Harris, Mahan may not have won the tournament. I am sure he thanked her when they got home!
