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I Know Perv Is Happy
On this day, Ricky Martin declared that he is gay. All I have to say is no shit! I love how these people are so stunned by this. These are the same people that probably think Richard Simmons is straight too! I know Perv was shaking his bon-bon after hearing the news. It is funny because [...] -
Your Mom Does It Again
When you hear the words sports dynasties… you hear Patriots, Cowboys, Celtics or Lakers! However a new dynasty can be added to the list of greats. No its not the Yankees! They can kiss my black ass! Oh no this team is by far a superior team. Imagine if “legendary” decided to bone “epic” without [...] -
Mosi Tatupu
For many Patriots fans or Mosi’s Mooses throughout the world, February 23rd was a rough day. This marked the passing of the great Mosi Tatupu. On the field Mosi was a warrior that would fight for extra yards or throw a mean block. But off the field, Mosi was a kind soul that wore a [...] -
Why I Hate Valentines Day
Now let me start off by saying that I love my girlfriend very much. But I do not believe in this holiday! As a matter of fact, I detest this day! There was a time when I was blinded by the significance of this stupid day. But then I realized that it is one day [...] -
Black Thoughts on the iPad
Yesterday, Apple announced the release of their breakthrough product called the iPad. Go ahead and get all your maxipad and or tampon jokes out the way now. Just let me know when you are finished. Are you good? Awesome! Back to what I was saying! Apple shook the world with the release of their much [...] -
Jersey Shore
Where do I start with this topic? Well I was up late night (shocking I know) and there was nothing on tv. Amidst all the infomercials and Girls Gone Wild commercials, I saw that MTV had a mini marathon of the Jersey Shore. Man oh man! I cannot believe that people watch this show. Hell [...] -
Urban’s Offspring
I have to back off of Urban Meyer a bit. Hey relax I said a bit. Anybody with a daughter that looks like this deserves some slack. Thanks to the Persu-Asian for finding these pics. -Black -
Boo Hoo Gator Fans
Haha I love how everybody is stunned by Urban Meyer’s decision to step down as head coach of the Florida Gators. Meyer’s reasoning for stepping down was “health related”. I just think he suffers from a broken heart thanks to his man crush Tim Tebow leaving. But what becomes of the broken hearted? Well we [...] -
Ever Thought About Scaring Me?
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Damn You Popeyes
How the hell you going to run out of Fried Chicken? Now as a black person, I enjoy Popeyes chicken. But after watching this video, I don’t think I would drive all over the damn place for a two piece. I love how this news station did interviews with all black people!! What no white [...]