Do Better J.R.! You are in the NBA making mistakes like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Do Better J.R.! You are in the NBA making mistakes like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Read More »Never in my life have I ever had such a bad experience at an ATM. So here is the scoop. I went to the Chase drive thru ATM and was the third car in line. Well the first car breezes through no problems. However the car in front of me decides to take their sweet [...]
Read More »This submission comes from Uncle Quite Frenkly! Here is a “Do Better” for you.
Read More »I don’t know who you are cheering to win the game on Sunday. But here is one reason to root for the New Orleans Saints. I must say that it brings me great pleasure to see that the citizens of New Orleans could “bounce” back from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina!
Who dat is right!!!
Geaux Saints!!
Peter Griffin has struck gold again! Man just look at the… ears on this one!! Don’t you think those ears are just so cute on her??
Read More »Perv and I are digging the emails that we are receiving. Our fans really do care about us! It is fun to send in pictures of your boobies! So go right ahead and do it. We will keep you anonymous!! Unless you are proud of your boobs and want people to know!
Send in your boobage [...]
Im happily looking forward to becoming an enthusiast and supporting member of blackandperv.com. Ill be posting here upwards of 2-3 times weekly with sSuper random posts because thats the way I am. You’ll hear my voice soon on the upcoming episodes and hopefully I dont disappoint. In the meantime, keep a lookout for me on [...]
Read More »Black and Perv would like to send a special thank you message out to Maria Menounos. My good friends over at the Geek Generation were absolutely right when they said that she is a down to earth celebrity that responds to her fans. Plus on top of all that she loves the Celtics and Patriots. [...]
Read More »Black and Perv have been taking some shots by our female fans. Why do you ask? Well apparently our show does not cater to women. So I took the criticism to heart (for about 4 or 5 seconds) and thought of something. I thought that it would be interesting to have [...]
Read More »http://www.sportspickle.com/article:571/yankees-suck-wins-massachusetts-special-election-as-a-write-in
Many predicted an historic upset in the Massachusetts special election to fill the Senate seat left open by the death of Ted Kennedy. But Republican Scott Brown was not able to defeat Democratic candidate Martha Coakley. The election instead went to Yankees Suck, which earned 74-percent of the vote via write-in.
“When I got into the [...]
Wow can you believe that the Black and Perv Show has hit the 1000 download mark? What do you mean you can’t believe it? What kind of fan are you? Oh! You said that you can believe it! My bad! It feels really great to hit this milestone. [...]
Read More »I am a huge fan of Google Analytics. Google Analytics allows you to see certain stats about your website. One of the coolest stats is that you can see the geographic location of the people visiting your website. Just recently I looked at the map of the United States and saw the states where our [...]
Read More »I don’t know if this is cause for celebration or not. But BlackandPerv.com is on the spam radar. In the first couple of months of having the site, we virtually had no spam. Now I know most of you are thinking how the hell is that cause for celebration? Well if you weren’t so damn [...]
Read More »What’s going on all you Black and Perv-erts? The new year is upon us and I’m very excited to see what 2010 has in store for us.
Perv and I have been having a grand time with the show and the website. Thanks to our fans we are closing in on a thousand downloads [...]
Please explain to Perv and I why you are so fascinated with the Twilight books and movies. I don’t understand the phenomenon. I have seen the first movie and thought it wasn’t anything special. I thought for a vampire movie it was pretty weak. I think I would’ve rather watched Vampire in Brooklyn than Twilight. [...]
Read More »Man the title of this post sounds very gross. But anyways, I have finally figured out how to stream our episodes for our non iTunes using audience members. You can check out our five episodes and listen to them on our website. A big shout out goes to Titties who was adamant about us having [...]
Read More »You think you know your porn stars? Well let’s see if you can guess who this one is!!
My Eyes Are Up Here!!
I don’t know who you are cheering to win the game on Sunday. But here is one reason to root for the New Orleans Saints. I must say that it brings me great pleasure to see that the citizens of New Orleans could “bounce” back from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina!
Who dat is right!!!
Geaux Saints!!
I realize that we owe our loyal fans with iphones 3 months worth of apps of the month. So here is my best effort to play catch up here.
November’s App of the Month
The Moron Test
If you are one of those people that thinks you are just the smartest thing on the planet then play this game! I guarantee you that you will feel like maybe you should be a contestant on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. The game asks you simple questions/tasks and you must follow them while being timed! Believe me it isn’t as simple as it seems. Definitely worth putting those braniac friends of yours in their place!
December’s App of the Month
Red Laser
This application is one of those that makes you scratch your head and say how does it do that? Red Laser allows you to scan product barcodes using your iPhone camera. But that isn’t the best part. It also will tell you retailers in the area and what they are selling that item for. Which was pretty helpful when people were out trying to save money this past Christmas. Now it may not work on everything but it works on most products.
January’s App of the Month
iVideo Camera
This application is dedicated to all those people that bought the 3GS because it had video! Ha! Put this in your pipe and smoke it. I had to only pay 99 cents for this application. How much did you have to pay? Ok I am done being bitter! The iVideo Camera is a great app for the rest of us non 3GS to shoot videos that tap into our little voyeur inside. It allows you to export your video to a couple of popular destinations. Also gives you the ability to save it right to your phone. Definitely worth the price and the quality isn’t that bad at all!
Black and Perv would like to send a special thank you message out to Maria Menounos. My good friends over at the Geek Generation were absolutely right when they said that she is a down to earth celebrity that responds to her fans. Plus on top of all that she loves the Celtics and Patriots. What could be cooler than that?
You should definitely follow Maria on Twitter at twitter.com/mariamenounos. Check her out on Access Hollywood. That would be awesome if she became a fan of the Black and Perv Show on iTunes. In the words of Kevin Garnett after winning the NBA Championship, “Anythings possssssssssssssssssssssssssssible!!”
Yesterday, Apple announced the release of their breakthrough product called the iPad. Go ahead and get all your maxipad and or tampon jokes out the way now. Just let me know when you are finished. Are you good? Awesome! Back to what I was saying! Apple shook the world with the release of their much anticipated tablet. The Wall Street Journal put out a quote that was used in Apple’s presentation yesterday saying, “The last time people were this excited about a tablet, they had commandments written on them!” Oh those witty folks at the Wall Street Journal! But in all seriousness though a lot of buzz and rumors were in the air prior to yesterday’s media event. I know that I found myself periodically checking (ok I checked a lot more than periodically) MacRumors.com to hear the latest hype.
The Apple iPad in my opinion is a multimedia device more so then a computer. This product should not be seen as a laptop replacement. I really think critics have a hard time understanding this. Did people think that Netbooks would serve as laptop replacements? So why are people so quick to think the same of the iPad? If anything Apple created this product to fuck with various products. The first being the Netbook. You pretty much can do most of the same tasks on the iPad. Just without all the Windows bs. Another product that was in Apple’s mind when designing the iPad were portable media players. I mean how many people these days just download movies straight to their computer? I know this black man does! You hear that noise? Yeah that’s the sound of portable DVD players sales plummeting. The last product the iPad attacks are the e-readers. Now I love Amazon. But they could get potentially ass raped by Apple with their iBooks store. On top of that the iPad’s graphics make the Kindle look like a a Speak & Spell.
The lovely iPad comes in 16gb, 32gb, or a 64gb version. In addition to the size of the hard drive you also have the choice of the wi-fi or wi-fi + 3g model. Stop scratching your head I will tell you what the difference is! Geesh! On the wi-fi model, you must have a wireless connection in order to browse the various stores and internet. The wi-fi +3g model will give you access to the stores and internet virtually anywhere. Since 3g is the network many cell phone networks use, you are required to have a data plan. There are two data plans. One that allows you to download up to 250/mb a month (not much at all) for $15.99 and an unlimited plan for $29.99. Wait just a minute before you get all bent out of shape! The best part of all is that you don’t have to enter into any contracts.
Lets weigh the pro’s and con’s of the iPad…
Pros
Cons
Overall, I am pleased with the iPad. I think Apple has delivered another great product. My good friend Batgeek made me realize that most of the cons of the 1st edition of the iPad can be resolved with software updates. However, I am going to wait for the second coming of this kick ass product. I believe the wi-fi version of the iPad will hit stores in March. While the wi-fi + 3G will be around in April. If you would like to check out the video of this sensational product then hit up www.apple.com.
Peace Bitches,
Black!
Check out this funny video and vote for your winner! America’s Best Dance Crew ain’t got ish on this right here!!
If you think the 1st dancer brought it then leave a comment/vote for him. Unless of course you thought the 2nd dancer was the bomb then leave a comment/vote for him.
I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation as to how this bird died. But I think this picture is clearly worth a thousand words!!
Perv rocks out to Ke$ha’s TiK ToK!
