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Without Tiger participating in PGA tournaments, golf has become rather dull. But thanks to fine people like Kandi Harris (yes that is right.. it’s spelled with a “K”), golf isn’t that bad. Well I am sure many of you are reading this post and asking your screen or monitor, “who the hell is Kandi Harris?” Kandi happens to be the boyfriend of Hunter Mahan/Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Now you are probably asking yourself this time, “who the hell is Hunter Mahan?” Well he happens to be the winner of last weekend’s PGA tournament, the Waste Management Open (formerly the Phoenix Open.. boy am I glad they changed the name). However if it wasn’t for the heroics of Kandi (all I can think of are strip club dj’s.. now coming to the stage… Kandi), Hunter may not have won the tournament. On the 3rd teebox, Mahan noticed a crack in his driver (at least it wasn’t his shaft.. Zing!) and was in desperate need of his back-up driver. However the driver was not in his golf bag. The driver happened to be in the trunk of his car. So what did Kandi do? Well she did what any hot and busty girlfriend would do. She ran (with PGA officials) to the car and got his club before it was his turn to tee off. Now if the networks covering this tournament were smart, they would’ve have kept cameras on her at all times. That way we could see her running in slow motion, Baywatch style!! But anyways, if not for the heroics of Kandi Harris, Mahan may not have won the tournament. I am sure he thanked her when they got home!
Imagine this… You are a lucky fan that gets to step out on the court at a basketball game. But you are not on there shaking hands with the players or playing some crazy game to win a cheesy prize. Oh no you are out there to pretend like you are a mascot by attempting to do the infamous trampoline dunk. Now let me just say that some of the Orlando Magic dancers are able to successfully complete the trampoline dunk. Well this guy obviously had no skills when it came to the trampoline dunk and it clearly shows. I feel for this guy because I am sure his face hurts like a bitch. Plus to add more salt to an already open wound, you busted your mug in front of thousands of people and its televised on Around the Horn or Pardon the Interruption. Well at least this guy has a story to tell his kids and grandkids. But for now he certainly deserves a big “DO BETTER”!!!
Ever been craving Pabst Blue Ribbon but just don’t know where to get it? If you have an iPhone, then do not despair. Get the PBR ME ASAP application. With this application and the great technology that comes with an iPhone (not a Blackberry) you can find watering holes that serve PBR. Please try to stop drooling over the screen and head over to the App Store and get this application. Big shout out to Mallory for providing us with February’s App of the Month.
April 26, 1955 - February 23, 2010
For many Patriots fans or Mosi’s Mooses throughout the world, February 23rd was a rough day. This marked the passing of the great Mosi Tatupu. On the field Mosi was a warrior that would fight for extra yards or throw a mean block. But off the field, Mosi was a kind soul that wore a permanent smile on his face. I remember Mosi pretty well from his playing days. As a kid, I remembered talking with him and for the longest time I couldn’t pronounce his name right. So he sat down with me and showed me how to say it correctly. From that point on I always got his name right. Mosi did always have a knack for working with kids of all ages. Whether it was helping me with saying his name to coaching King Philip High School or Curry College. I remember going to football games and watching him try to coach his team to victory against their rival, North Attleboro. Naturally I felt the need to tease him a little bit after the games. But even in the face of defeat, Mosi always smiled.
Many people know Mosi as the star for the New England Patriots or a coach for some team. But I also knew Mosi Tatupu the family man. Our families were brought together by the New England Patriots organization. I remember many events where our families would party it up together. The one that sticks out the most would’ve been a Patriots Halloween party. I also remember our families were reunited at a North Attleboro versus King Philip high school basketball game. Where his son Lofa and I battled it out on the court. Mosi loved his family more than anything else in this world. For this, I would like for everyone to extend their prayers and wishes to his family.
R.I.P Mosi Tatupu
A few friends/fans of BlackandPerv.com decided to have a friendly contest. What kind of contest you ask? Well a cleavage contest of course. So in an effort to hype and promote this contest, I thought I would post the rules and if you feel like participating then by all means jump in!!
Here are the rules…
1) Must be a photo, taken by each of the contestants, with his own iphone (honor system, dude).
2) Photo must be close-up of cleavage, in all its splendorousness.
3) Photo must be submitted to black@blackandperv.com along with your alias so the contestants wish it to be credited (i.e. submitted by drunknpiss, for example).
4) There is no time limit, EXCEPT that the second photo entry must be submitted within one week of receipt of the first photo entry…or first entry is automatically declared the winner.
* Week is 7 days, measured from the date/time stamp on the first photo entry email to black@blackandperv.com.
5) If two qualified entries are received in accordance with rule #4, then the winner is to be decided by a vote of the www.blackandperv.com viewing public.
Now once these two participants send in their pictures, we will rely on all of our fans to vote on the winner. More to come hopefully!! Unless these two gentlemen chicken out!!
As always we will accept fan submissions as well.
Stay Tuned!!!
Now let me start off by saying that I love my girlfriend very much. But I do not believe in this holiday! As a matter of fact, I detest this day! There was a time when I was blinded by the significance of this stupid day. But then I realized that it is one day out of the year where you are suppose to show someone you care about them. Umm I am sorry but what about the other 364 days? So it got me the thinking and I started to realize that this concept is just plain bullshit! I mean think about it. Nobody is really buying greeting cards after Christmas. People rarely buy anything for Saint Patricks Day or Cinco De Mayo, unless it contains alcohol. So realistically you have until Easter in April as a holiday where people flock to get greeting cards, flowers, chocolate, etc. That puts you at a third of the year gone by before a major spending splurge. So if you are Hallmark and you know that your sales are struggling then what are you left to do? Well… You can glorify a dumbass holiday in February where you demonstrate your love for someone special in your life. Now you can call my argument bullshit, I don’t care but just think about it the next time you are in a CVS, Target, or Hallmark. Watch how many people are spending money on stuffed animals, chocolate, flowers.
Love is suppose to be a two way street. A highway of compromise. Well why is it that on a day where you are to celebrate your love for one another that guys get screwed on this holiday? Ask any guy out there what he is getting for his significant other on Valentine’s Day? I bet you will hear roses, chocolates, jewelry, fancy dinner, vacation, etc. But ask a woman what she is getting her significant other? I would be curious to know this answer. But I would be willing to bet that it isn’t anything close to what the guy is getting her. I have even heard some women say that they aren’t getting their boyfriend/husband anything. Now you can stop with all your bitter thoughts about me being cheap. Because I am not. I like spending money on my girlfriend. But not because some holiday tells me that on this day I am suppose to demonstrate my love. Sorry but I just don’t buy it (pun intended). If you truly care about each other then treat this as any other day. Don’t be sheep!
Now you may totally disagree with what I have to say about this holiday! You may be furious with the truth that was written in this post. Well if you are one of those people then please direct your attention to the picture below!!
Well now that I have your attention with such a clever title, I thought I would remind our fans about guest appearances on our show! If it has always been your dream to appear on the Black and Perv Show (which I am sure is everybody’s dream) then email Black@BlackandPerv.com or leave a message at (407) 536-6479!
Now if you are one of those people that has been asking me to be on the show, then consider this your opportunity. So I better see some emails coming! If I don’t hear from anybody then I will assume nobody wants to be on the show!
Did you hear the one about the blonde and the parking garage?? No well listen to this story!!
I would like to say a special Happy Birthday to Perv!! After yesterday’s events, I have realized that Perv may have left every ounce of dignity at The Winghouse. But at least he walked out with $100. So c’mon folks if you donate money to us, we will make Perv do some crazy things. But the money has to be right!! Anyways… enjoy the video!!
